SPECIAL PRE-SHOW GUEST STARS THE NOCTURNES!

$20 PRESALE CHEAPSKATE TICKETS ON SALE NOW!

(until's I say's they's not--click below Genius's)

La Famiglia!

Southern CA original Surf Band! (no Italians--so's what?)

Uncle Eddy's Italian Picnic and Really Big Shew in Historic Town Center Park in Beautiful San Juan Capistrano (USA)!

Coming

August 6 2022 at 4:00 pm!

New Characters (some's) New Music (lot's) New Jokes! (some's funny most not's) ---

My Mama's Same's Lasagna!

It’s Uncle Chopper—he’s new this year!

He’s like Peter Fondalino in the movie

It’s got’s pretty girls.

What more’s youse wants?

Ok’s my mother likes it. Happy?

It’s called Uncle Eddy’s Lasagna. Duh?

Click's on These Pics Paisans!

(the one's above duh?)

DOORS OPEN 2:00 PM FOR PICNICKING & BEST SPOTS!

PRE-SHOW THE NOCTURNES 4:00 PM!

LASAGNA 5:00 PM!

SHOW 6:00 PM w/ CANNOLI AT INTERMISSION!

(it's a desert not a bombalino--whatsamattayouse?)

$500 FOR GROUP DRESSED AS BEST GOOMBAS!

Maybe's youse think youse the Soprano's?

If youse don't like it we's give's youse double youse money's backs!!

(in youse dreams)

Youse got questions cause youse don'ts read's good or just cant's understand most stuff's? Send me an email (if youse know's how's):

jeffdarcy@icloud.com