Uncle Eddy’s Lasagna. It's Christmas in Brooklyn!

(so it’s August—so’s what?)

SPECIAL PRE-SHOW GUEST STARS THE NOCTURNES!

PRESALE CHEAPSKATE TICKETS ON SALE NOW!

(until's I say's they's not--click below Genius's)

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or

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I love's Uncle Eddy's Lasagna! (I don't get the show)

Southern CA original Surf Band! (no Italians--so's what?)

Uncle Eddy's Italian Picnic and Really Big Shew in Historic Town Center Park in Beautiful San Juan Capistrano (USA)!

Coming 

August 6 2022 at 4:00 pm! 

 

New Characters (some's) New Music (lot's) New Jokes! (some's funny most not's) ---

My Mama's Same's Lasagna!

 

 

Click's on These Pics Paisans!

(the one's above duh?)

 

 

DOORS OPEN 2:00 PM FOR PICNICKING & BEST SPOTS!

PRE-SHOW THE NOCTURNES 4:00 PM!

LASAGNA 5:00 PM!

SHOW 6:00 PM w/ CANNOLI AT INTERMISSION! 

(it's a desert not a bombalino--whatsamattayouse?)

$500 FOR GROUP DRESSED AS BEST GOOMBAS!

Maybe's youse think youse the Soprano's?

If youse don't like it we's give's youse double youse money's backs!!

(in youse dreams)

 

Proceeds benefitting CHOC Children's Hospital--and Youse!

Youse got questions cause youse don'ts read's good or just cant's understand most stuff's? Send me an email (if youse know's how's):

jeffdarcy@icloud.com