maybe youse want's Uncle Eddy and The Uncles to be at your next big Corporate Shinding.
Youse and all the other big shots can's evens be in the play, and we'll video the whole thing for youse; unless you're under investigation or something.
We serve Lasagna, too. Youse and your corporate La Famiglia even get to help make it. Youse can do it for a chariy if youse like--you knows, like one of the one's youse pretends to sponser so youse can get your name in the newspaper.
If youse want's that, we's donates whatever youse thinks you can get away with so the IRS don't audit you.
Hey's, we's got a heart, what'dyousethinks?
Hey's--this part's NEW!
Youse one smart Cannoli who obviously know's great theater when youse see it! NEXT PERFORMANCE NOVEMBER 2ND, 2018!
Mansour--please emailit to me at firstname.lastname@example.org
Gaetano-sorry we lost track. Please email me at email@example.com