maybe youse want's Uncle Eddy and The Uncles to be at your next big shinding?
Of course youse get's Uncle Eddy's famous Lasagna--whatsamattayouse?
Youse can even select a chariy if youse like--you knows, like one of the one's youse pretends to sponser so youse can get your name in the newspaper.
We'll give's 10% of the event proceeds to it from you, or anonymously if youse on the lamb like Bernie Madoff's or someone's.
Hey's, we's got a heart, what'dyousethinks?
Read all this, Einsteins, and youse'll know's everything Uncle Eddy does. Ok's, probably more--youse happy now?
Hey’s, it’s Uncle Eddy’s. Grandpa Carlo— he’s like, youse kk owls, my Pops. He never thought I’d amount to much—hey’s, Iknowswhatsyousethinkuns.
Hey's, it's Uncle Eddy's. If I have to's listen to this Hallelujha Christmas song everytime I open's this site I'm going's to go nuts.
Hey's--this part's NEW!