Maybe Youse Wants to Be in the Play?

AND HAVES LASAGNA, TOO'S!

      Hey-- maybe youse wants Uncle Eddy and The Uncles to be at your next big corporate shindig.

    Youse and all the other big shots can's evens be in the play, and we'll video  the whole thing for youse; unless you're under investigation or something.   

     We serve Lasagna, too. Youse and your corporate La Famiglia even get to help make it. Youse can do it for a chariy if youse like--you knows, like one of the one's youse pretends to sponser so youse can get your name in the newspaper. 

     If youse wants that, we's donates whatever youse thinks you can get away with so the IRS don't audit you. 

     Hey, we's got a heart, what'd youse thinks?

    

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Latest comments

20.11 | 12:41

Oh, sorry, it took me a while but I foun' it and ordered tickets for January. See youse then!

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20.11 | 12:27

What the heck, Eddy? How the frick are we 'spose ta get tickets to this shindig at the Murray? I need touse, I mean two. I don't see any connection on this site

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19.11 | 18:50

Youse thinks this is easy? All youse gotta do is show's up. Think's youse can handle it's, huh's?

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18.11 | 09:20

Hey's, Uncle Eddy's been tellin' youse to buy youse tickets. We dont's want's youse to miss meeting the Uncles, and we's want's youse money. Whatsamattayouse?

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