She Wore Mocassins With Her Fur Coats

Sue Was Out to Get Even
This is the bow she shot Uncle Romeo with.

     Aunt Running Eagle-that's what we called her. Her real name was Sue. Hey, we's weren't exactly politically correct backs then, but we nevers meant no disrespect.

     Sue was a Native American--youse knows, like Christopher Columbo.  People's thought Sal and Sue was like Sonny and Cher--Sues never gave Sals the time of day neither  

     Uncle Sal once showed my cousin Gary and me one of his shirts with some holes in the sleeve.  He said Aunt Running Eagle had pinned him to the bedroom door with three arrows from her bow one night after a "disagreement."

     We didn't believe him until he showed us the stone-tipped arrows and Aunt Sue's longbow. 

     After that, we begged Aunt Running Eagle to show us how she did it.

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07.09 | 11:31

Youse tell 'em Aunt Doris. Some peeps, huh?

07.09 | 11:16

Vegan lasagna is delish, but this isn't a restaurant it's a play buckaroos!

31.08 | 14:13

Uncle Eddy's like mortified. Someone's wants to knows if Uncle Eddy's Lasagna is vegan? Whatsamattayouse? Youse gonna need a triple's bypass when youse done.

17.08 | 11:59

Youse peeps gots lots of homework to do's to get to know's all the Aunts & Uncles before the big shew December 9th. Youse better starts now's. Capiche?

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