My Heart Stopped

Who cares where we're going?

The Volume in The Kitchen Went Up. .

    . . when Ginger came in.  She was a stewardess. Every uncle flirted with her. All the other Aunts glared at her--except Doris who could hold her own.

     Ginger was very sweet.  She acted like she didn't know the effect hot pants and vinyl white boots had on The Uncles.  She batted her eyes innocently and the Uncles howled.

     Uncle Eddy took my older cousin Gary aside one night when The Uncles were howling and told him something.  I wasn't included, but I had a  pretty good idea of what it was.  

   After that, Gary howled the loudest.

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07.09 | 11:31

Youse tell 'em Aunt Doris. Some peeps, huh?

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07.09 | 11:16

Vegan lasagna is delish, but this isn't a restaurant it's a play buckaroos!

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31.08 | 14:13

Uncle Eddy's like mortified. Someone's wants to knows if Uncle Eddy's Lasagna is vegan? Whatsamattayouse? Youse gonna need a triple's bypass when youse done.

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17.08 | 11:59

Youse peeps gots lots of homework to do's to get to know's all the Aunts & Uncles before the big shew December 9th. Youse better starts now's. Capiche?

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