My Heart Stopped

Who cares where we're going?

The Volume in The Kitchen Went Up

     when Ginger came in.  She was a stewardess. Every uncle flirted with her. All the other wives glared at her--except Doris; she could hold her own.

     Ginger was very sweet.  She acted like she didn't know the effect hot pants and vinyl white boots had on The Uncles.  She batted her eyes innocently and the uncles howled.

     Uncle Eddy took my older cousin Gary aside in the corner one time when The Uncles were howling and told him something.  I think I know what it was, but I wasn't included.

   After that, Gary howled the loudest.

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08.05 | 15:19

Youse gonna be a fine Aunt-- unless youse just coming for the lasagna cause youse gots nothing's better to does.

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08.05 | 13:17

Yo UE, lookin forward to reading :)

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06.05 | 14:19

Hey, youse get a second chance. Read for the play (or just comes for the FREE LASAGNA if youse a cheapskate) May 27 10:00 a.m. Murray Center Mission Viejo.

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26.04 | 11:59

Youse got talent? Read for the Play this Saturday 4.29 at 12:00 at Arts Alive Festival. If youse gots no talents don't worry--the Uncles gots no talents either.

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