My Heart Stopped

Who cares where we're going?

The Volume in The Kitchen Went Up. .

    . . when Ginger came in.  She was a stewardess. Every uncle flirted with her. All the other Aunts glared at her--except Doris who could hold her own.

     Ginger was very sweet.  She acted like she didn't know the effect hot pants and vinyl white boots had on The Uncles.  She batted her eyes innocently and the Uncles howled.

     Uncle Eddy took my older cousin Gary aside one night when The Uncles were howling and told him something.  I wasn't included, but I had a  pretty good idea of what it was.  

   After that, Gary howled the loudest.

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22.07 | 09:05

Listen, Uncle Eddy's putting in a lot of works on this. Youse don't pays more attention he's gonna track youse down like youse owes him money. Capiche?

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10.07 | 13:08

If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike. Whatsamattayouse?

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10.07 | 12:47

The cooking video was hilarious! I can relate....

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07.07 | 18:29

Hopes they don'ts make better lasagna. . .

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