She Was a Texas Beauty Queen

Uncle Eddy Married Aunt Doris—Twice

I never forgot that smell; or that hair. . .

     The first time must have been before I was born, because I would never have forgotten Aunt Doris.

     Of course, there were never any weddings that I know of, but there could of been, since I was told Uncle Eddy usually got married in Las Vegas. He usually got divorced at Taco Bell too—but that's another story. 

     It was her smell that  transported me to eight-year-old heaven. The aroma of scented powder, vanilla, and rose petals--it bypassed my nostrils and went directly to my budding. . . imagination.

     Aunt Doris had big hair, big bosoms, and a big personality. I‘m still looking for my own Aunt Doris.

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sonia perez | Reply 25.07.2017 08.51

I'm gonna do it backwards and in high heals to Jeff
Thank you for choosing me to be Aunt Dora!

Uncle Eddy 25.07.2017 09.33

Hey, youse gots talent--and youse smells good.

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