She Was a Beauty Queen

Uncle Eddy Married Aunt Doris Twice

I never forgot that smell; or that hair. . .

     The first time must have been before I was born, because I know I would never have forgotten Aunt Doris.

     Of course, there never were any weddings that I know of, but there could of been, since I was told that Uncle Eddy usually got married in Las Vegas. I'm not sure where he got divorced, but that's another story. 

     It was her smell that  transported me to eight-year-old heaven. It was the aroma of scented powder, vanilla, and rose petals, and it bypassed my nostrils and went directly to my budding. . . imagination.

     Aunt Doris had big hair, big bosooms, and a big personality. I went through three wives before I finally found my own Aunt Doris.

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23.06 | 05:00

Of course! Whattsamatta you-- youse think Uncle Eddy's forgots or something?

23.06 | 04:38

Are we still meeting at 10 am at the murray center in MV. this this the first tryout? 949 3802640

16.06 | 17:37

Hey, June 24s The Aunts & Uncles is getting together and gonna pretend it's Christmas. Whatsamatta? Everyone knows Christmas is whenever The Pope says it is.

11.06 | 01:34

Hey, these are our kind of Bambolinas!

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