It's a play--------youse know's, where's youse sit in a hot stuffy theater with a bunch of peeps youse don't know's and leave's at intermission.
It's Christmas as usual until the Aunts show up. . .
Be in the kitchen with Uncle Eddy and Grandpa Carlo, The King of Italy's Personal Tailor, and all the Uncles to see first hand what it was really like.
The Uncles are looking forward to seeing youse, and will be taking license plates of any guests who like, you knows-- leave before the third curtain call.
Just lettin' youse know.