It's a play--youse knows, wheres you sit in a hot stuffy theater with a bunch of peeps youse don't know and leaves at intermission.
It's Christmas as
usual until the Aunts show up. . .
Be in the kitchen with Uncle Eddy
and Grandpa Carlo, The King of Italy's Personal Tailor, along with the rest of the Uncles to see first hand what it was really like.
The Uncles are looking forward to seeing youse, and will be taking license plates of any guests who like, you knows-- leave before the third curtain call.
lettin' youse know.