a play--youse knows, wheres you sit in a hot stuffy theater with a bunch of peeps youse don't know and leaves at intermission.
Be in the kitchen with Uncle Eddy, Grandpa Carlos, and The Uncles to see first hand what it was really like.
It's Christmas as usual at Grandpa Carlos's until the Aunts show up.
Meet Uncle Eddy, the rest of the
Uncles & Aunts, and, of course, the King of Italy's Personal Tailor, Grandpa Carlos.
The Uncles are looking forward to seeing youse, and will be taking license plates
of any guests who, you knows-- leave before the third curtain call.
Just lettin' youse know.