Stacked

Walking in Belmont Shore with Uncle Franco & Uncle Eddy

I sorta knew what it meant. . .

Uncle Eddy and Uncle Franco took me for a walk on the main street in Belmont Shore one Sunday (my mother made them). My Uncles both had problems with their necks that day; they kept spinning uncontrollably.

Their jaws had problems, too--they kept falling open for no apparent reason.

She was older than I was. Maybe 18. I knew she was more grown up than the girls at school. She was wearing a sweater as I recall. Uncle Franco and Uncle Eddy would remember every detail.

As she approached, Franco and Eddy started poking each other. That's when I heard the word "stacked".

I saw Gina Lollobrigada on the Ed Sullivan show that night.

I put two and two together . . .

 

 

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Michael | Reply 10.08.2014 16.53

Uncle Jack had a new wife every Christmas. That's what my mom and aunts introduced them as to me and my cousin. They didn't like any of them except Doris.

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07.09 | 11:31

Youse tell 'em Aunt Doris. Some peeps, huh?

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Vegan lasagna is delish, but this isn't a restaurant it's a play buckaroos!

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Uncle Eddy's like mortified. Someone's wants to knows if Uncle Eddy's Lasagna is vegan? Whatsamattayouse? Youse gonna need a triple's bypass when youse done.

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