Some of The Uncles Have Their’s Pics in the PO

Youse Needs to Gets to Knows Everyones

      "A day without sunshine is like, you know, night". Steve Martin

 

Farce:

   In theatre, a farce is a comedy that aims at entertaining the audience through situations that are highly exaggerated, extravagant, and thus improbable. 

 

Time: Christmas Eve 1980.

Place: Grandpa Carlo’s walkup Brooklyn where The Uncles grew up.

Storyline: The Aunts arrive unexpectedly.

 

Cast:        

               Uncle Eddy: Endearing scoundrel. Twice married to Doris—and others. Think Joe Peschi

                Uncle Franco: Ex NYPD cop. The mature one. Formerly married to Angie. Think Robert De Niro.

                Uncle Gio: Sells cars. Formerly married to Ginger. Think Italian Steve Martin.

                Uncle Sal: Owns a pizzeria. Formerly married to Sue. Think Sonny & Cher.

                Uncle Romeo: Wants to be an actor. Formerly married to Sonya. They met at a communist party rally. Think Al Pacino 

                Uncle Earl: The missing person that no one really missed at all. Think Sylvester Stallone--yo Adrian.

                Uncle Vincenzo: Different from the rest. 

                Grandpa Carlo: The Uncles still give him trouble. Think Don Corleone.

                 Grandma Sophia:  Recently died. She knew Grandpa Carlo would break her heart, and he did—many times  

                Nephew Michael:  Grew up with the Uncles. Think young Rick Nelson.  

                Aunt Doris: Ex beauty queen from Texas. Big everything. Think Dolly Parton in Best Little Whore House in Texas.

                Aunt Ginger: Ex PSA stewardess. Hey, Nancy Sinatra Babe.

                Aunt Sonya:  Russian. Former Bolshevik. Now Democrat. Named after Sonya Rostova in War and Peace. Think Boris & Natasha

                Aunt Angie:  Beautician from the Bronx. Think Marisa Tomei

                 Aunt Sue:  She thought of God as the Great White Buffalo and Sal as Beelzebub

                Aunt Moonbeam: Let the Sun Shine In--preferrably through the hole in Uncle Earl's head. . . Think Goldie Shawn meets Grace Slick  

                Cherry Storm:  Diamonds are a girls best friend  Think Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman without a brain.

                Cinnamon Delight: Cherry’s Sister. She has her own pole.  Think Jennifer Lopez in Hustlers.

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Uncle Eddy | Reply 17.08.2017 11.59

Youse peeps gots lots of homework to do's to get to know's all the Aunts & Uncles before the big shew December 9th. Youse better starts now's. Capiche?

Sonia Perez | Reply 06.07.2017 16.15

I love the way you broke down the meaning of a Farce, Jeff! Thank you

Uncle Eddy 06.07.2017 17.22

Hey, Uncle Eddy's understands farce. He grew up with the Uncles didn't he? Youse going to be one bellisimo Aunt Doris!

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20.07 | 12:36

Ok DaVinci’s— there’s some new parts this year, and they’re better than youse deserve. Even Uncle Carlo likes em & he doesn’t likes anything’s

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09.07 | 17:41

Youse seen it’s before? So what’s— see it’s again & live’s a little!

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07.07 | 17:14

Youse get the message? WEAR'S RED!

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14.09 | 11:35

Read all this, Einsteins, and youse'll know's everything Uncle Eddy does. Ok's, probably more--youse happy now?

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