Uncle Eddy didn't look like this--unless you were female.
My Uncle Eduardo-Eddy. He had il dono della parlantino--the gift of gab.
The women loved him. Did he look like
Marcello Mastroianni? Hardly. Was he rich like Onasis? Youse kidding, right?
Maybe’s a deep thinker like Thomas Aquinas?
Ah, but he lived La Dolche Vida, and all the Signorinas loved it.
So here's to
you, Uncle Eddy:
Buon Natale and Salute' to Youse and Yours!