He Knew How Things Worked

Eddy's Way

Uncle Eddy didn't look like this--unless you were female.

     My Uncle Eduardo-Eddy. He had il dono della parlantino--the gift of gab. Of course, that was the good boci ball and the bad boci ball. 

     The women loved him. Did he look like Marcello Mastroianni? No, more like Carlo Ponti. Was he rich like Onasis? No, but he lived like it. Was he a deep thinker like Thomas Aquinas?

     C'mon--whatsamattayou?

     Ah, but he lived La Dolche Vida, and all the Aunts loved it.

     So here's to you, Uncle Eddy.

     Buon Natale and Salute' to Youse and Yours!

 
 
 

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08.05 | 15:19

Youse gonna be a fine Aunt-- unless youse just coming for the lasagna cause youse gots nothing's better to does.

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08.05 | 13:17

Yo UE, lookin forward to reading :)

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06.05 | 14:19

Hey, youse get a second chance. Read for the play (or just comes for the FREE LASAGNA if youse a cheapskate) May 27 10:00 a.m. Murray Center Mission Viejo.

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26.04 | 11:59

Youse got talent? Read for the Play this Saturday 4.29 at 12:00 at Arts Alive Festival. If youse gots no talents don't worry--the Uncles gots no talents either.

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