He Knew How Things Worked

EDDY'S WAY

Uncle Eddy didn't look like this--unless you were female.

     My Uncle Eduardo-Eddy. He had il dono della parlantino--the gift of gab.

     The women loved him. Did he look like Marcello Mastroianni? Hardly.  Was he rich like Onasis? Youse kidding, right?

     Maybe’s a deep thinker like Thomas Aquinas?

     C'mon--whatsamattayou?

     Ah, but he lived La Dolche Vida, and all the Signorinas loved it.

     So here's to you, Uncle Eddy:

     Buon Natale and Salute' to Youse and Yours!

 
 
 

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20.07 | 12:36

Ok DaVinci’s— there’s some new parts this year, and they’re better than youse deserve. Even Uncle Carlo likes em & he doesn’t likes anything’s

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09.07 | 17:41

Youse seen it’s before? So what’s— see it’s again & live’s a little!

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07.07 | 17:14

Youse get the message? WEAR'S RED!

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14.09 | 11:35

Read all this, Einsteins, and youse'll know's everything Uncle Eddy does. Ok's, probably more--youse happy now?

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