Uncle Eddy didn't look like this--unless you were female.
My Uncle Eduardo-Eddy. He had il dono della parlantino--the gift of gab. Of course, that was the good boci ball and the bad boci ball.
The women loved him. Did he look like Marcello Mastroianni? No, more like Carlo Ponti. Was he rich like Onasis? No, but he lived like it. Was he a deep thinker like Thomas Aquinas?
Ah, but he lived La Dolche Vida, and all the Aunts loved it.
So here's to you, Uncle Eddy.
Buon Natale and Salute' to Youse and Yours!