He Knew How Things Worked

EDDY'S WAY

Uncle Eddy didn't look like this--unless you were female.

     My Uncle Eduardo-Eddy. He had il dono della parlantino--the gift of gab. Of course, that could be the good rucola or the bad rucola .

     The women loved him. Did he look like Marcello Mastroianni? Hardly.  Was he rich like Onasis? Aristotle Onassis? Youse kidding.

     A deep thinker like Thomas Aquinas?

     C'mon--whatsamattayou?

     Ah, but he lived La Dolche Vida, and all the Signorinas loved it.

     So here's to you, Uncle Eddy:

     Buon Natale and Salute' to Youse and Yours!

 
 
 

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07.09 | 11:31

Youse tell 'em Aunt Doris. Some peeps, huh?

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07.09 | 11:16

Vegan lasagna is delish, but this isn't a restaurant it's a play buckaroos!

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31.08 | 14:13

Uncle Eddy's like mortified. Someone's wants to knows if Uncle Eddy's Lasagna is vegan? Whatsamattayouse? Youse gonna need a triple's bypass when youse done.

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17.08 | 11:59

Youse peeps gots lots of homework to do's to get to know's all the Aunts & Uncles before the big shew December 9th. Youse better starts now's. Capiche?

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