Uncle Eddy didn't look like this--unless you were female.
My Uncle Eduardo-Eddy. He had il dono della parlantino--the gift of gab. Of course, that could be the good rucola or the bad rucola .
The women loved him. Did he look like Marcello Mastroianni? Hardly. Was he rich like Onasis? Aristotle Onassis? Youse kidding.
A deep thinker
like Thomas Aquinas?
Ah, but he lived La Dolche Vida, and all the Signorinas loved it.
So here's to you, Uncle Eddy:
Buon Natale and Salute' to Youse and Yours!