He Knew How Things Worked

EDDY'S WAY

Uncle Eddy didn't look like this--unless you were female.

     My Uncle Eduardo-Eddy. He had il dono della parlantino--the gift of gab.

     The women loved him. Did he look like Marcello Mastroianni? Hardly.  Was he rich like Onasis? Youse kidding, right?

     Maybe’s a deep thinker like Thomas Aquinas?

     C'mon--whatsamattayou?

     Ah, but he lived La Dolche Vida, and all the Signorinas loved it.

     So here's to you, Uncle Eddy:

     Buon Natale and Salute' to Youse and Yours!

 
 
 

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20.11 | 12:41

Oh, sorry, it took me a while but I foun' it and ordered tickets for January. See youse then!

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20.11 | 12:27

What the heck, Eddy? How the frick are we 'spose ta get tickets to this shindig at the Murray? I need touse, I mean two. I don't see any connection on this site

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19.11 | 18:50

Youse thinks this is easy? All youse gotta do is show's up. Think's youse can handle it's, huh's?

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18.11 | 09:20

Hey's, Uncle Eddy's been tellin' youse to buy youse tickets. We dont's want's youse to miss meeting the Uncles, and we's want's youse money. Whatsamattayouse?

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