He Knew How Things Worked

EDDY'S WAY

Uncle Eddy didn't look like this--unless you were female.

     My Uncle Eduardo-Eddy. He had il dono della parlantino--the gift of gab.

     The women loved him. Did he look like Marcello Mastroianni? Hardly.  Was he rich like Onasis? Youse kidding, right?

     Maybe’s a deep thinker like Thomas Aquinas?

     C'mon--whatsamattayou?

     Ah, but he lived La Dolche Vida, and all the Signorinas loved it.

     So here's to you, Uncle Eddy:

     Buon Natale and Salute' to Youse and Yours!

 
 
 

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14.09 | 11:35

Read all this, Einsteins, and youse'll know's everything Uncle Eddy does. Ok's, probably more--youse happy now?

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10.09 | 20:15

Hey’s, it’s Uncle Eddy’s. Grandpa Carlo— he’s like, youse kk owls, my Pops. He never thought I’d amount to much—hey’s, Iknowswhatsyousethinkuns.

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22.08 | 18:57

Hey's, it's Uncle Eddy's. If I have to's listen to this Hallelujha Christmas song everytime I open's this site I'm going's to go nuts.

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