Uncle Eddy didn't look like this--unless you were female.
My Uncle Eduardo-Eddy. He had il dono della parlantino--the gift of gab.
The women loved him. Did he look like Marcello Mastroianni? Hardly. Was he rich like Onasis? Youse kidding, right?
Maybe’s a deep thinker like Thomas Aquinas?
Ah, but he lived La Dolche Vida, and all the Signorinas loved it.
So here's to you, Uncle
Buon Natale and Salute' to Youse and Yours!