Uncle Eddy didn't look like this--unless you were female.
My Uncle Eduardo-Eddy. He had il dono della parlantino--the gift of gab. Of course, that could be both the good rocola all and the bad ricola.
Hi The women loved him. Did he look like Marcello Mastroianni? Hardly. Was he rich like Onasis? Aristotle Onassis? Youse kidding. Was he a deep thinker like Thomas Aquinas?
Ah, but he lived La Dolche Vida, and all the Signorinas loved it.
So here's to you, Uncle Eddy:
Buon Natale and Salute' to Youse and Yours!