He Knew How Things Worked

EDDY'S WAY

Uncle Eddy didn't look like this--unless you were female.

     My Uncle Eduardo-Eddy. He had il dono della parlantino--the gift of gab. Of course, that could be both the good rocola all and the bad ricola.

Hi      The women loved him. Did he look like Marcello Mastroianni? Hardly. Was he rich like Onasis? Aristotle Onassis? Youse kidding. Was he a deep thinker like Thomas Aquinas?

     C'mon--whatsamattayou?

     Ah, but he lived La Dolche Vida, and all the Signorinas loved it.

     So here's to you, Uncle Eddy:

     Buon Natale and Salute' to Youse and Yours!

 
 
 

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22.07 | 09:05

Listen, Uncle Eddy's putting in a lot of works on this. Youse don't pays more attention he's gonna track youse down like youse owes him money. Capiche?

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10.07 | 13:08

If my grandmother had wheels she'd be a bike. Whatsamattayouse?

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10.07 | 12:47

The cooking video was hilarious! I can relate....

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07.07 | 18:29

Hopes they don'ts make better lasagna. . .

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