Hey, it's Michael, Uncle Eddy's nephew.
He don't do email, so I'm like, you knows--taking over. Wanna audition, submit receipes, find out when Eddy and the Uncles will be in your town? Send a message.
If youse got a complaint, wants your money back, fell off the barstool and think Eddy's responsible, then go ahead and send your message to the Jersey Boys at their website.
If youse got talent or money I'll be right back to you. Otherwise, youse probably have to wait somes.