Hey, it's Michael, Uncle Eddy's nephew.
He don't do email, so I'm like, you knows--filling in. Maybes youse wanna audition, submit receipes, find out when Eddy and the Uncles will be in your town? Maybe’s youse a Corporate Bigshot and Youse and the other Bigshots wanna have Uncle Eddy’s at your next I-don’t-wanna-go-but-the-boss-said-I-had-to corporate event? Send a message.
If youse got a complaint, wants your money back, or fell off the barstool and think Eddy's responsible, then go ahead and send your message to the Jersey Boys at their website.
Those of youse that's got talent or money I'll be right back to you. Otherwise, youse probably have to wait somes.