Maybe Youse Want's to Be in the Play?

     Hey's, maybe youse wanna be an Uncle?  Or an Aunt?

   Some of them are approaching "midlife" now. You knows, where you lies about your age-- except at Denny's on Tuesday's when's you get a Grand Slam for ten percent off if youse got your AARP card.

   Maybes youse really old, or just look it, and would be better as Grandpa Carlo?  

   If youse young, you could be Michael (he's our nephew), or Sal-- he's the youngest Uncle. If youse a girl person, Running Eagle (Aunt Sue). Sonya and Angie is young, too.

   If youse young but look old (like you've had a hard life or something) you can be anyone youse wants. Or maybes youse just want to be helping  out so's youse can learn from the Uncles like I did.

   Uncle Eddy's Lasagna is going to be big, so youse a smart Cannoli to wanna be in it.            
    If you're not Italian youse can still apply. If none of the Goombas are any good, youse might have a chance.


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14.09 | 11:35

Read all this, Einsteins, and youse'll know's everything Uncle Eddy does. Ok's, probably more--youse happy now?

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10.09 | 20:15

Hey’s, it’s Uncle Eddy’s. Grandpa Carlo— he’s like, youse kk owls, my Pops. He never thought I’d amount to much—hey’s, Iknowswhatsyousethinkuns.

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22.08 | 18:57

Hey's, it's Uncle Eddy's. If I have to's listen to this Hallelujha Christmas song everytime I open's this site I'm going's to go nuts.

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16.04 | 11:19

Hey's--this part's NEW!

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