Youse Got Talent (or knows somebody) and Wants To Be In the Play?

   Hey, maybe youse like to be an Uncle?  Or an Aunt?

   Some of them are approaching "midlife" now. You knows, where you lies about your age, except at Denny's on Tuesday's when's you can get a Grand Slam for ten percent off if youse got your AARP card.

   Maybes youse really old, or just look it, and would be better as Grandpa Carlos?  

   If youse young, you could be Michael (he's our nephew), or Romeo-- he's the youngest Uncle. If youse a girl person, Running Eagle (Aunt Sue). Sonya and Angie is young, too.

   If youse young but look old (like you've had a hard life or something) you can be anyone youse wants. Or maybes youse just want to helping  out so's youse can learn from the Uncles like I did.

   Uncle Eddy's Lasagna is going to be big, so youse a smart cannoli to wanna be in it.  

   If you're not Italian youse can still apply. If none of the Goombas are any good, youse might have a chance.

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Latest comments

20.11 | 12:41

Oh, sorry, it took me a while but I foun' it and ordered tickets for January. See youse then!

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20.11 | 12:27

What the heck, Eddy? How the frick are we 'spose ta get tickets to this shindig at the Murray? I need touse, I mean two. I don't see any connection on this site

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19.11 | 18:50

Youse thinks this is easy? All youse gotta do is show's up. Think's youse can handle it's, huh's?

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18.11 | 09:20

Hey's, Uncle Eddy's been tellin' youse to buy youse tickets. We dont's want's youse to miss meeting the Uncles, and we's want's youse money. Whatsamattayouse?

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