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So how’s come youse got’s nothing to say’s here? Even Uncle Franco whose in the witness protection program sends me text messages from the throw-away cell phones he buys at the 7-11. Tells me something you care’s about--you know’s like youse mother or your new purple new Cadillac--and I'll share it with the other uncles. Whose knows, maybes we're even related?

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Written by Uncle Eddy on Jul. 20, 2018
Hey's, Youse Get's to Eat's Lasagna at The Show November 2nd at 7:00 pm at the Laguna Hills Colosseum --I mean's Community Center. And I might add, it really is Uncle Eddy's famouse recipe that's been, likes, handed down from generations of noble Sicilians. Well, ok's, some of them's wasn't so noble--so what?
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Written by Uncle Eddy on Apr. 21, 2017
Oks, here's where's you can tastes some Lasagna & meet the Uncles. Youse can even be part of the preview play reading just in case you maybes wants to be famous. Come April 29&30 to the Murray Center in Mission Viejo. Uncle Eddys part of the Arts Alive Festival. Heys youse thoughts we'd got no cultures or something?
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Written by Uncle Eddy on Mar. 21, 2017
Uncle Eddy is growing tomatoes for his next Lasagna fest. I'll lets youse knows as soon as they're ready--capiche?
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Written by Uncle Eddy on Feb. 22, 2017
The play is coming soon!

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16.04 | 11:19

Hey's--this part's NEW!

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16.04 | 09:38

Youse one smart Cannoli who obviously know's great theater when youse see it! NEXT PERFORMANCE NOVEMBER 2ND, 2018!

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16.04 | 09:35

Mansour--please emailit to me at jeffdarcy@icloud.com

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02.04 | 18:23

Gaetano-sorry we lost track. Please email me at jeffdarcy@icloud.com

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