Hey--Pay Attention!

Youse don't come's The Uncles know's where's youse live.

I means like out loud. If youse do, come by The Murray Center in Mission Viejo and, you knows, read for the play. Youse get free Lasagna, too, unless youse unruly or we's family or something and fonts are get along. Public invited for free Lasagna, too, so's peeps will be watching youse. Hi 

     Hey Gombas,

     Youse knows me and the Uncles are going to be at The Murray Center in Mission Viejo for a benefit performance December 9th (free dress rehearsal with Lasagna December 4), but we knows you can't waits, so we's gonna have some free lasagna tastings coming up.

     Ok, slow downs--we'll lets you know when & where. It's free, so youse don't get much. Youse got a problem with that?

     Eddy

Hey--Grandpa says Hi, and the Uncles enjoyed sharing sauce with you.

Send us your stories and pictures for the new Uncle Eddys Lasagna cookbook, and if you're not one of our ex-wives, someone who we owe money to, or one of our parole officers, we'll put your pictures and story online right along with Uncle Eddy's. Be sure and include captions unless you don't want anyone to know who you are either.

Send them here or to uncleeddyslasagna@yahoo.com. We'll send you a signed copy of the cookbook when it's done, and invite you to a book signing and lasagna tasting event near you--or sorta near you depending on where you live and how much money you have.

Best to youse and yours. Uncle Eddy & The Uncles.

Latest comments

20.11 | 12:41

Oh, sorry, it took me a while but I foun' it and ordered tickets for January. See youse then!

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20.11 | 12:27

What the heck, Eddy? How the frick are we 'spose ta get tickets to this shindig at the Murray? I need touse, I mean two. I don't see any connection on this site

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19.11 | 18:50

Youse thinks this is easy? All youse gotta do is show's up. Think's youse can handle it's, huh's?

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18.11 | 09:20

Hey's, Uncle Eddy's been tellin' youse to buy youse tickets. We dont's want's youse to miss meeting the Uncles, and we's want's youse money. Whatsamattayouse?

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