Hey--Pay Attention!

Youse don't come's The Uncles know's where's youse live.

I means like out loud. If youse do, come by The Murray Center in Mission Viejo and, you knows, read for the play. Youse get free Lasagna, too, unless youse unruly or we's family or something and fonts are get along. Public invited for free Lasagna, too, so's peeps will be watching youse. Hi 

     Hey Gombas,

     Youse knows me and the Uncles are going to be at The Murray Center in Mission Viejo for a benefit performance December 9th (free dress rehearsal with Lasagna December 4), but we knows you can't waits, so we's gonna have some free lasagna tastings coming up.

     Ok, slow downs--we'll lets you know when & where. It's free, so youse don't get much. Youse got a problem with that?

     Eddy

Hey--Grandpa says Hi, and the Uncles enjoyed sharing sauce with you.

Send us your stories and pictures for the new Uncle Eddys Lasagna cookbook, and if you're not one of our ex-wives, someone who we owe money to, or one of our parole officers, we'll put your pictures and story online right along with Uncle Eddy's. Be sure and include captions unless you don't want anyone to know who you are either.

Send them here or to uncleeddyslasagna@yahoo.com. We'll send you a signed copy of the cookbook when it's done, and invite you to a book signing and lasagna tasting event near you--or sorta near you depending on where you live and how much money you have.

Best to youse and yours. Uncle Eddy & The Uncles.

Latest comments

07.09 | 11:31

Youse tell 'em Aunt Doris. Some peeps, huh?

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07.09 | 11:16

Vegan lasagna is delish, but this isn't a restaurant it's a play buckaroos!

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31.08 | 14:13

Uncle Eddy's like mortified. Someone's wants to knows if Uncle Eddy's Lasagna is vegan? Whatsamattayouse? Youse gonna need a triple's bypass when youse done.

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17.08 | 11:59

Youse peeps gots lots of homework to do's to get to know's all the Aunts & Uncles before the big shew December 9th. Youse better starts now's. Capiche?

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