Hey's, how's youse like to be called Elmo?
Uncle Elmo didn't like it either—that's why he wanted to be called Earl. He was just a greasy hippie kid living in New Jersey when he picked
up Aunt Ruby on the Jersey turnpike and they headed for San Francisco.
Youse knows, it was the time of love, peace, and non-violence.
Earl aka Elmo didn't believe in any of them, but he had a big Mostacciola on for Ruby
Then all of a sudden Earl wasn’t around anymore and
we asked Aunt Ruby where he went. She said he went to a better place. Everyone thought she meant back to New Jersey.
I never believed it.