Hey's, His Real's Name's Elmo. We Called Him Earl.

Earl Was a Butcher
He hated to be called Elmo

Earl Was the Missing Person That No One Really Missed At All

     Hey's, how's youse like to be called Elmo?

     Uncle Earl didn't like it either—that's why we called him Earl.  Of course, he was just a greasy hippie kid from New Jersey when he picked up Aunt Wanda on the turnpike and they headed for San Francisco.  

     Youse knows, it was the time of love, peace, and non-violence.  Uncle Earl didn't believe in any of them, but he had a big Mosticcioli on for Wanda  

     We all asked Aunt Wanda where Earl went. She said he went to a better place. Everyone thought she meant New Jersey.

     I never believed it.

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14.09 | 11:35

Read all this, Einsteins, and youse'll know's everything Uncle Eddy does. Ok's, probably more--youse happy now?

10.09 | 20:15

Hey’s, it’s Uncle Eddy’s. Grandpa Carlo— he’s like, youse kk owls, my Pops. He never thought I’d amount to much—hey’s, Iknowswhatsyousethinkuns.

22.08 | 18:57

Hey's, it's Uncle Eddy's. If I have to's listen to this Hallelujha Christmas song everytime I open's this site I'm going's to go nuts.

16.04 | 11:19

Hey's--this part's NEW!

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