His Real's Name Was Elmo.

Earl Was a Butcher
He hated to be called Elmo

He Wanted To Be Called Earl

     Hey's, how's youse like to be called Elmo?

     Uncle Elmo didn't like it either—that's why he wanted to be called  Earl. He was just a greasy hippie kid living in New Jersey when he picked up Aunt Ruby on the Jersey turnpike and they headed for San Francisco.  

     Youse knows, it was the time of love, peace, and non-violence.   Earl aka Elmo didn't believe in any of them, but he had a big Mostacciola on for Ruby  

     Then all of a sudden Earl wasn’t around anymore and we asked Aunt Ruby where he went. She said he went to a better place. Everyone thought she meant back to New Jersey.

     I never believed it.

If I had done it. .
It’s me Elmo. I’m disguised as Earl.
It’s great being Prez
Earl was the missing person that no one really missed at all.
I did not have sex with that woman! I mean, uh. . .

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10.03 | 22:51

I love cooking meals with my crock pot! These are some great recipes and I pinned this to my Pinterest crock pot/slow cooker board. Thanks so much for sharing!R

20.07 | 12:36

Ok DaVinci’s— there’s some new parts this year, and they’re better than youse deserve. Even Uncle Carlo likes em & he doesn’t likes anything’s

09.07 | 17:41

Youse seen it’s before? So what’s— see it’s again & live’s a little!

07.07 | 17:14

Youse get the message? WEAR'S RED!

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