Hey's, how's youse like to be called Elmo?
Uncle Earl didn't like it either—that's why we called him Earl. Of course, he was just a greasy hippie kid from New Jersey when he picked up
Aunt Wanda on the turnpike and they headed for San Francisco.
Youse knows, it was the time of love, peace, and non-violence. Uncle
Earl didn't believe in any of them, but he had a big Mosticcioli on for Wanda
We all asked Aunt Wanda where Earl went. She said he went to a
better place. Everyone thought she meant New Jersey.
I never believed it.