His Real's Name Was Elmo.

Earl Was a Butcher
He hated to be called Elmo

He Wanted To Be Called Earl

     Hey's, how's youse like to be called Elmo?

     Uncle Earl didn't like it either—that's why we called him Earl.  Of course, he was just a greasy hippie kid from New Jersey when he picked up Aunt Ruby on the turnpike and they headed for San Francisco.  

     Youse knows, it was the time of love, peace, and non-violence.  Uncle Earl didn't believe in any of them, but he had a big Mosticcioli on for Ruby  

     All of a sudden Earl wasn’t around anymore and we asked Aunt Ruby where Earl went. She said he went to a better place. Everyone thought she meant New Jersey.

     I never believed it.

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20.07 | 12:36

Ok DaVinci’s— there’s some new parts this year, and they’re better than youse deserve. Even Uncle Carlo likes em & he doesn’t likes anything’s

09.07 | 17:41

Youse seen it’s before? So what’s— see it’s again & live’s a little!

07.07 | 17:14

Youse get the message? WEAR'S RED!

14.09 | 11:35

Read all this, Einsteins, and youse'll know's everything Uncle Eddy does. Ok's, probably more--youse happy now?

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